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naughtynerdy: Fuck yeah sexy Elvish Druids. My life is weird :p For more (and more hardcore) sexy druid buisness pics, check out this weeks update >here<Reblog for more previews!!
elzebrook: Catholic Funeral Bingo My grandfather’s viewing/Rosary/funeral was this week. All of these things happened. Mod announcement that this happened so life continues to be weird but irregularly scheduled posts will continue per usual in
Follow me on Twitter for updates, links to all the new posts on my various profiles, and of course the random thoughts and quotes I share. My life is kinda weird.
yeah, so my life is pretty cool hanging out in a catholic church with a weird priest and a whole selection of gorgeous girls. livewithoutregretxx: https://marketplace.asos.com/boutique/blue-rinse-vintage/blog/sneak-peak-to-the-blue-rinse-phootshoot Sneak
drew more chibi things for fanime and now i feel kawaiidesu gross these won’t be charms, probably just buttons why is drawing chibis harder than drawing normal proportioned people, i can never tell if these things look really weird or not
consulting-violinist: the-box-of-tomatoes-fairy: cant-catch-this-snitch: abnormal-reality: My life is complete i jUST MADE A REALLY WEIRD SOUND I WAS EXPECTING NIGEL THIRNBERRY The most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen ….. No
rraicleach: cruisin for a (birthday) bruisin! I turn 22 today and my last ever uni things are this week, life is weird and i’m excited to see what’s going to come next!
It’s so weird living in a place not far from the ocean. I was living in a completely landlocked country for 27 years of my life, and now suddenly this gargantuan body of water is just like there. I always forget about it until I see something like the
keepbeachcityweird: My life’s work is finally here! Keep Beach City Weird - THE BOOK!!! I’ve collected all of my findings into a single, very legitimate looking book, so that everyone can know the truth about my hometown of Beach City! Finally,
I TAKE IT BACK, WRESTLING IS VERY REAL. Purple Puma totally buried me tonight! I didn’t even get to use my signature move, the Head Loch! Let’s face it, I’m just going to be a mid-card jobber for the rest of my life. At least
My life’s work is finally here! Keep Beach City Weird - THE BOOK!!! I’ve collected all of my findings into a single, very legitimate looking book, so that everyone can know the truth about my hometown of Beach City! Finally, my legacy is protected
Fuck my life
In a weird twist of events, I’m going to be hooked up in an IV lounge for the next two days. Weird because forward progression is a rare thing in my life. What that means is that I’m probably going to continue being way too trashed to go over 81 (the
alrightinthebayou: dayzea: When life gets tough it’s time to do some weird shit to your hair this is actually a very common feeling! psychologically speaking, immediate and unexpected changes in appearance (i.e. cutting or dying hair) are a way to
ur luv is weird &freezing and no one knew you very wellu hurt me where my heart is. come chill out down in hill w me”I’m gonna drink for 7 days, then kill the shark that ate my friend.”…we’re secretly in love. … “The purpose
just a general reminder that i welcome silly and weird and inappropriate anons at all times because my life is misery and talking to nameless strangers without actually engaging with them irl relaxes me for some reason
wuffen: just a general reminder that i welcome silly and weird and inappropriate anons at all times because my life is misery and talking to nameless strangers without actually engaging with them irl relaxes me for some reason
relapsin-g: MENTAL HEALTH IS JUST AS IMPORTANT AS PHYSICAL HEALTH
thecrazycorgilady: test-ruiningsociopath: lil-spoopy-barista: test-ruiningsociopath: leftforbed: imagineyouricon: Imagine your icon as a lingerie model Me and Wheatley as lingerie models…. That might not end well….. Xavier… *Snorts*
sizvideos: Watch the video Follow our Tumblr I am so glad the person who made this is weird and had a lot of free time. Because my life is better having watched this…
A thing I did today. My life is weird.
askgoldenbrisk: Update! Sorry, these last few weeks have been weird. I might actually have to reduce my update schedule a bit because my life is getting a bit busier. xD
“Ell put his moth on lite’s penis so to not miss any tastey lite juice!! It was the most carmeley juicey carrot cake. Once he had finished taking in all of life’s juice all turned to cut them the watermelon.” -bad fanfic panel
gothhabiba: me, every single month without fail: huh weird I feel kind of bloated and lethargic but also very hungry??? and I’m breaking out??? and my back hurts??? this is so strange I have never experienced this before in my whole entire life… what
I have had this weird flu for the past couple days where it like picks random symptoms to have each day. One day killer sore throat, next day no sore throat but instead extreme nausea, day after that its congestion and the sore throat is back, etcetera
I was woken up because my grandma sent a mass text to the whole family that consisted of a really long poem she wrote about Jesus and then everyone started to have unrelated conversations on it so my text tone kept going off every 2 seconds until I was
my family just got back from a 2 week long road trip and one of the first stories my little sister tells me is how they went to this one restaurant that had a waiter and waitress who both happened to be named Jamie and after they left my little sister
soras-majestic-butt: do you ever catch yourself thinking of something so weird and fucked up that you have to stop mid-thought and your face is
(MOVED TO PATISSERISM)
daddiesinmotion: wow, a joke to somebody, while it’s one of my wildest dreams. Life is weird.
fivehundredandfortyways: jerkoffslut:I can’t tell u the last time I slept. I also don’t care I need more drugs and more porn I need to ruin myself. My life is devoted to porn and weird fetishes. its where i need to be
azncelly: erifeftier: eridans-cape: davejadetier: hamsterangst: danisnottouchingbutts: actually mini-brownies came to my mind but ok i thought of sollux captor is that weird i thought of davejade oops i thought of no one until it said ‘someone
Weird & Pissed Off
that weird moment where you dream about both your boyfriend and your ex boyfriend in the same dream? yeah, that wasn’t on my bucket list. i was still with the dove and annoyed at C fir popping up in my life when i don'rt want him in it. and we were
My weird fascination with death has been picking up steam recently. I cannot be fully objective. It is quite likely that I do not know what I am talking about. But between my grandmother’s passing and the watchmen series I experienced recently, I have
consulting-violinist: the-box-of-tomatoes-fairy: cant-catch-this-snitch: abnormal-reality: My life is complete i jUST MADE A REALLY WEIRD SOUND I WAS EXPECTING NIGEL THIRNBERRY The most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen
gingerhaze: sugoi-as-hell: rubyfalls: lemonistas: twittysuch: livefrommyhouse: Lonely Island and Weird Al for GQ I never knew I needed this until now. My life is complete. I’ve forgotten all the words to the original version but I just confirmed
life events kept me up all night.
vextape: A thing I did today. My life is weird.
ichardsiken: i live for older girls who take care of you and give you advice on weird things w/o judging bc they’ve experienced it and are just so warm. my only goal in life is to be that for others one day
my voice hurts from singing ill make a man out of you and other mulan songs all day
friendly reminder that I am a real life human
Soooooo apparently this guy I’m seeing is friends with all the druggies I went to hs with. This is a small fucking world. And he probably told them all about me omg this is too weird.
bobbydoherty: One of my photos is being sold on a t-shirt at Diesel. Life is weird. Want this tee!
stay-weird-af: I just need to be held and have my back rubbed until I fall asleep
All my blog is now is Midnight Cinderella trash with a few bits and things of weird shit scattered inbetween and I’m kind of sorry but I’m also really not because tHIS IS MY LIFE NOW #NORAGRETS
[ ‘NNNG-! U-Uh..Hey, name’s R-Ruby, how ‘bout you?’‘It’s you..This doesn’t make sense, this was the least probable outcome-’‘Uhh..Is that some weird way to say ‘thanks for saving my life’ orr..?‘A-ah no, Thank you..my name is
so things have still been…. weird and frusterating and exhausting in my life rn which is why ive been pretty much absent. Sorry about that guys, i didnt plan this at all 😔It might take me until late next month to get my bearings again and try
